It was another unusual day at the Ouran High School Host Club; the twins were trying to find reasons for Haruhi to get dressed up in skimpy female outfits, Tamaki was in the closet growing mushrooms, Kyouya was calculating that month's taxes and amounts, Honey was eating his fifth piece of cake with Mori standing by, toothbrush and paste in hand. The boys, and Haruhi, had decided to take the day off, only wanting to spend time together. Tamaki, hoping that he was actually going to spend time with the only girl in the Host Club, was soon trampled on by the twins, Hikaru and Kaoru. Sighing dramatically, the 'prince' of the club stood up on tall, slender legs, and made his way to the middle of the room. When the blond noticed that everyone in Music Room #3 wasn't paying attention, he sighed louder again, this time, more dramatic. Only this time, Haruhi noticed, and decided to use this as a way to disappear from the clutches of the devious twins. Almost running to Tamaki, Haruhi stopped just short of the tall, lean young man and said, "Sempai, do you need anything? Are you okay?" The blond looked down to the girl that he had learned to love. "Oh, Haruhi, if only you knew...It's just...I feel as if the Host Club were...getting...old..." He whispered, covering his face with the inside of his elbow. Now this caught all of the member's attention. "What do you mean," Hikaru asked, "...getting old?" Kaoru finished, grabbing the rest of Honey's cake and shoving it into his mouth. Suddenly, a loud whirring noise was heard, and a circle in the middle of the room caved in to reveal a spinning circle of the floor with a perplexed Renge sitting in the middle of it. "Tamaki! You, my boy, are a genius!" She exclaimed, throwing her arms around him. "You are right. Everyone needs a new catch phrase, a new look, a new side." She said, her eyes glinting with enthusiasm. "Give me tonight, and all of you will have new parts, new lines, new love interests..." She said, the last few words with a squeal. And with that, she stepped back onto her podium and revolved back into the floor. "What the heck," Kaoru asked, "was that all about?" Hikaru finished, leaning on his younger brother. All of the members looked to each other, shrugging.
Haruhi stopped in front of the large doors under the sign that proudly said, "Music Room #3", also known as the abandoned music room. A tired look crossed her face. She could already hear the screaming and arguing coming from inside. Renge was holding many sheets of paper, and all of the boys were trying to look at the one with his name on it. "Ah, ah, ah..." She warned, wagging her finger. "Not until everyone is here and I can tell you about your part, personally." Haruhi instantly regretted walking inside the double doors. Renge lit up at the sight of the other girl, and finally agreed to talk about the parts, once everyone was seated, of course. "Now, listen up. As your manager, I am obviously the smartest about girls here, no matter what you say, Tamaki." She said, interrupting an already furious blond. He huffed and sat back in his chair, pouting. "Now, as I was saying, I am obviously the smartest about girls, besides Haruhi, of course. So I decided to change your characters a little bit. I saw that some of the girls were getting a little tired of the...usual scene. And by referencing with the girls that are the usuals and the girls that are new, I found a new system. Everyone is bascially who they were originally, but I changed up the way that they portray themselves. Of course, I am going to talk to all of you about what you are expected to do in your part and how you are to behave. I will take you one at a time in the back hall closet to speak with you personally. I don't want you being too lost through all of this." She said, smiling. "I think she just wants to take us back there to rape us." Hikaru whispered to Kaoru, and the younger laughed quietly. "In this lineup, you will come to me. Honey, Mori, Kyouya, Haruhi, Tamaki, and I want the twins to come to me at the same time. We have some serious work to discuss." Renge smiled triumphantly and nodded her head, and motioned for a perplexed Honey to follow her. He clutched his pink bunny and trailed behind her.
As they waited, the twins soon lost interest in what they were going to do. It couldn't be any worse than what Tamaki wanted them to do, which was practically rape each other. By the time that it was there turn, they had ignored everyone else. Honey was already practicing his part, Mori was watching the said third year, Kyouya was once again doing his money thing, Haruhi was trying to coax Tamaki out of his mushroom corner, where he was sulking about his part. Shrugging, the twins both made a "hmm" sound and made their way into the closet. Already Hiraku knew something was up. Kaoru noticed the weird, odd fangirl twinkle in Renge's eye, something that he did not like. The brothers looked at each other and said simultaneously, "What's out part?" Renge looked from one twin to the other, trying to keep herself calm. "I want...I need you two....to kiss one another!"














